Liv Tyler Is Interesting Again

By Lex July 03, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Liv Tyler Has A Wardrobe Malfunction In New York
The Liv Tyler story is one of confused rock star paternity, wild teenage music video days, topless ingenue movie making, and then a 15 year dry spell. I think she made a baby, got divorced, and did some stoic performances in the Middle Earth movies during those lost years. Now I can see her panties again. I’m not saying she’s back. But this is certainly a good way to start making up for Armageddon.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(9) Comments

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/03/2014 16:49

    Remember when she put on all that weight? For some reason, that’s the last time I thought about her.

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    Beylerbey 07/03/2014 18:04

    I stopped thinking about her when I realized her dad was that thick-lipped freak. Liv is the product of the perfect, one-time confluence of drugs and idiot feminism that actually allowed her father to get laid.

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/03/2014 18:28

    Zoom in on the banner pic. She has a real bad case of old lady hands. I mean, almost as bad as Madonna’s.

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    Beylerbey 07/03/2014 19:51

    Whoa. I saw the manly hand with the nail polish and immediately thought “Buffalo Bill.” It puts the lotion in the basket.

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/03/2014 23:46

    Or it gets the hose again.

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    BiebersStrapon 07/04/2014 08:55

    Oh I’d give her the hose alright, manhands or not.

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    pk20152 07/04/2014 10:08

    It’s had to believe that the old Jewish grandmother looking freak of a father produced that.

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/04/2014 15:09

    It’s easier to believe when you look at all the naked pictures of her mother.

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    Beylerbey 07/04/2014 16:36

    Talk about dodging a genetic bullet.

    Well, maybe not dodging. The hands tell me she was grazed.

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