Michelle Rodriguez Is on Fire

By Lex July 02, 2014 @ 5:55 PM

Michelle Rodriguez Does Backflips Off A Yacht In A Black Bikini In Sardinia
If Michelle Rodriguez told me she’d finally built that escalator to the moon, I’d ask her how much for a ticket. She’s like Gandalf with tits and and an overbite. She can have any man or woman she wants merely by popping  a couple 40′s into brown paper bags and asking her mark if they want to make out in the park. She’s like a bisexual Leo Dicaprio. But that’s far too hard to imagine so I just fucked my final metaphor. There’s two ways you can come out on a crappy actress who’s made thirty million acting. I choose the side of placating Michelle so she won’t snap her fingers and make my bitch dog suddenly like women.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    whatajoke47 07/02/2014 23:16


    Do you read before posting??

    So sad how far this site has fallen since the days of Brendon.

  2. avatar
    omnigooner 07/03/2014 01:27

    So true.

  3. avatar
    whatajoke47 07/03/2014 01:43

    what would happen if we all stopped viewing the site until Brendon returns? Fight the power.

  4. avatar
    billymays 07/03/2014 11:57

    Someone should set Lex on fire.

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    RainMain823 07/04/2014 02:11

    A simile uses connective words such as “like” or “as”. You, Lex, are an idiot. This site has absolutely turned to shit. This article(?) is awful. Does anyone know if Brendon is working with another similar site yet?

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