Paris Hilton In a Bikini

By Lex July 07, 2014 @ 3:44 PM

Paris Hilton In A Black Bikini On The 4th of July In Malibu
The Hilton sisters eminent domain a beach house each summer in Malibu where they can store their party drugs and giggle like dullards at their great-grandfather’s writings on the chaste life. Every fourth of July, the inflamed one and the boring one hold a blowout 4th of July beach party to celebrate being pretend DJs and fashion mavens and to show the world that being rich and white is still pretty damn awesome. If you don’t leave the party with a serious buzz or an uncomfortable itch along the base of your shaft, you probably didn’t stay long enough.

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    Puritan 07/07/2014 20:07

    herpes alert

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