Selena Gomez And Cara Delevingne Wet Lesbianism Day Two

Selena Gomez And Cara Delevingne Go For A Swim In St Tropez I remember what I got for my 22nd birthday. An eviction notice. Selena Gomez got herself some new tits, a lesbian mentor, and a ride on a billionaire's yacht. Given the option, I would have taken the lesbian tits on a boat thing too.

As somebody who's documented lots of girls having sex together via the Internet, I can tell you this thing always starts with girls jumping off high ledges into the water. It's a lesbian initiation ritual. Some kind of vagina-on-vagina baptism of giggles and screams. I bet you won't jump, Selena. I bet you won't touch my boobs under my bikini. It happens that fast. Next thing you know you're wearing toe rings and exploring Indigo Girls deep tracks on iTunes. Given that Selena lost her cherry to Justin Bieber, she can really only work her way up the sexual food chain. Scissor kissing young euro models doesn't seem too horrible. I just hope they're running tape on this.

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