Sherri Shepherd Doesn’t Want Her Surrogate Baby Anymore

July 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

According to the recently not re-hired Sherri Shepherd, the surrogate baby she and her soon to be ex-husband have brewing in a rent-a-womb isn’t hers and she’s not paying for it. She claims Lamar Sally, the unemployed dude she calculated would make a great husband, duped her into making a beaker baby so he could get child support from her after a divorce. She says the egg half of the fetus isn’t even hers and she doesn’t want the baby. There is a small matter of the contract she signed with the surrogate saying she’d be the mommy once laboratory Simon was born. Lamar is trying to sue Sherri for divorce in California where surrogacy contracts and the screams of trees about to be chopped down are recognized as legitimate legal things. In a just world we’d skip the legal proceedings and send these two to the Island of Dumb Fucks where we air drop idiots and watch them slowly die of starvation and simple infections. Then we invent a lineage story for the kid who’s about to be born that doesn’t involve test tubes, greed, and desperately stupid people. Maybe a kindly rape story or something to do with alien planets imploding.

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