Sylvie Van der Vaart Bikinis Again

By Lex July 30, 2014 @ 2:04 PM

Sylvie Van der Vaart Goes For A Swim In A Bikini In St Tropez
I’m still trying to process the fact that men leave women like this because they want to make more babies. It’s a foreign thing. Here in the U.S. men leave women like this for the more appropriate reasons of wanting to get laid elsewhere without hassle by other equally hot women. Or because they have disturbing fetishes that hot girls don’t need to play along with because they have options. Or just because they’re bitches be nagging. I’ve never heard of a guy ditching because he wants to make more babies. The U.S. has drug problems, corrupt politicians, squandered natural resources, and fat women addicted to soap operas. The only thing that keeps us from being Mexico is that our men don’t like to breed obsessively. That’s a gross generalization. Really the best kind.

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(1) Comment

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    BiebersStrapon 07/31/2014 05:23

    If you could stop using “bikini” as a verb, that would be great.

    Thanks.

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