The Houghs Seem Like The Fun Mormons

By Lex July 29, 2014 @ 9:28 AM

Apparently, seeing Julianna Hough and Derek Hough dance in sequins is a thing as the brother and sister have been on tour this summer in cities where men are allowed to stare deep into their little sister’s vaginas without being arrested. The siblings have been dancing together since they were little kids when Julianne would force Derek try on her dresses by saying, ‘Hey, Derek’. It was all gender identity fun and games until the Mormon God cursed Julianne with discovering Ryan Seacrest trying on her negligee two decades later. Imagine that blood curdling scream. If you’re hoping to see the Hough’s show, you’re shit out of luck. The run just ended. But for the same price I know a guy who will blow you while pretending he’s your sister and he’s worried your dad is going to walk in. I mean, I know of him.

Photo Credit: Splash

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    PunkA 07/29/2014 13:00

    PunkA is a Mormon. We’re fun as hell, bitch.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 07/29/2014 18:22


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    Raymond K. Hessel 07/29/2014 20:31

    When viewing that first pic… can you guess which one is the straight guy?

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    Beylerbey 07/29/2014 21:18

    HA HA HA, good call.

  5. avatar
    tonyk 07/29/2014 23:38

    I was banging a super hot mormon for a couple years, but at the end of the day that batshit crazy mormon thinking got between us.

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