Victoria Silvstedt Plies Her Trade In Mykonos

By Lex July 21, 2014 @ 12:10 PM

Victoria Silvstedt In A Short Dress At The Beach In Mykonos
Victoria Silvstedt had no time for tears after her chubby French midget benefactor revoked her Amex black. Where other kept women see peril, Victoria saw an opportunity to gobble up the last remaining drachmas in Greece by working the wharf in Mykonos. She raised her hand in the international sign of the world’s oldest profession. Within two minutes a Zodiac Mark 6 carrying somebody loosely related to Socrates came by and picked her up for a tour of his many child trafficking way stations throughout the archipelago. This is no different than Edgerrin James taking that fat contract with the Cardinals. When you can see the end of your career, you can’t afford to listen to the critics.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 07/21/2014 12:36

    This post was brought to you by Dennis Miller, apparently.

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    Beylerbey 07/21/2014 13:17

    This creature has razor-sharp talons.

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    jackie123 07/22/2014 05:29

    She is the highest paid call girl in the world!

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