Eiza Gonzalez Is No Miley Cyrus

By Lex August 29, 2014 @ 11:23 AM

Eiza Gonzalez Looking Chesty In West Hollywood
This is the Mexican singer who stole Miley Cyrus’ fiance last year by pointing out that she was far hotter, had bigger tits, and didn’t wipe her poo hands on her lips after taking a shit just to seem punk. She also has a Spanish accent. A Spanish accent can raise a boner like Jesus did to Lazarus. Miley has a pointy tongue and an unemployed male model she totes around to exhibit the plight of the good looking and homeless. A Mexican girl knows exactly what do with an unemployed male model. Fuck him and give him a fake phone number.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 08/29/2014 17:02

    I had no idea people in Mexico had Spanish accents. I bet the people in Spain don’t know either. Or didn’t, rather.

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    Gildorg 08/29/2014 22:02

    I’d bang her. I would most likely do her and Miley at the same time and compare notes afterwards.

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    clipmarvel 09/01/2014 01:09

    just as Leonard answered I am taken by surprise that a single mom can make $7907 in a few weeks on the internet . check my source———–Is.gd/DyPLY3

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