Elisabetta Gregoraci In A Bikini

You’re Flavio Briatore. You’re super rich. You’re fat. You’re in AARP. You don’t need this second family bullshit. If only there were some way you could bang models half your age without having to do the family thing all over again. I bet this lumpy Italian shady businessman is thinking just that as his little shit offspring is nailing with a pail of water and his young wife who is absolutely fucking the household staff tries to pants him. You’re 64. You’re worth a couple hundred mill. You need a kick-ass home theater system, micro-brews on tap, and an assortment of nameless hot Italian girls to come blow you twice a day. You don’t need to be papa again. Why am I so much smarter than people so much more successful than me? I’m still waiting for God’s plan to be revealed.

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