Outside of consuming cotton for lunch and having to experience the Leonardo DiCaprio shaft, being a well-paid lingerie model seems like the dream. You have to work past that Kate Upton imagined horror of every man in the world wanting to bang you. Just focus on the the complementary robes, trailers, and the hair and make-up BBWs with their wonderfully bitchy stories. I’d trade whatever the fuck it is I do for the chance to be virtually exploited for a few shekels. Waiting by the phone. Checking the voice mails.
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