Halle Berry Seems a Bit Snatchy

By Lex August 28, 2014 @ 12:47 PM

Halle Berry Nearly Flashes Crotch On A Boat In Maui
I might be juvenile, but I got excited when Halle Berry almost showed off where babies of fifty year olds come from. I bet she’s had that vagina surgery that gives her twat the size, grip, and poor decision making skills of a teenager again. I’m sure her French husband benefits from thinking about that while he’s making sweet love to his dutiful male assistant. French men are gay jokes are cheap, but they still make me giggle.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 08/28/2014 13:00

    “French men are gay jokes are cheap”

    You’re trying to make fun of people while posting phrases like this? Really?

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 08/28/2014 14:53

    That’s a bald berry right there

  3. avatar
    PingaTip 08/29/2014 08:07

    See, Lex? I told you yesterday about hyphens. Hyphens (and maybe a couple of quotation marks) would have made the sentence in BiebersStrapon’s comment readable:

    “French-men-are-gay” jokes are cheap.

    Please stop sucking at writing if you are going to pretend to be a writer.

  4. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 08:45

    It’s a futile battle, PingaTip. I’ve been berating Lex for a long time about his pitiful writing but it never gets any better. I just do it out of habit now.

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