Hulk Hogan Is a Fake Among Fakes

By Matt August 18, 2014 @ 8:54 AM

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The widow of The Ultimate Warrior wants Hulk Hogan to stop talking about her deceased husbands in public. Hogan and the Warrior had many feuds in the WWF, and apparently did not get along behind the scenes. This could be attributed to the fact that the Warrior was an insane roid raging religious nut who nobody liked, or that once you have had your face pressed against a guy’s nutsack for a dozen pile drivers its hard to make eye contact over a Stella. In an interview Hogan discussed how he had attempted to make up with the Warrior:

“I went right up to him, I shook his hand and said, ‘Brother, I know I’m not supposed to talk to you, but I just want to let you know I love you.”

Hogan later admits this was done on camera, but claims to have not seen the camera until he finished his ham fisted and rehearsed soliloquy.

“And then I noticed that there was a WWE camera that peeled around the side. I had no idea that they had a camera following him.”

Dana Warrior is pissed that Hogan played the Nobel Peace Prize card for the cameras, but in real life didn’t give a fuck about the Warrior. The fact that her last name is Warrior combined with her utter shock that wrestlers pretend things in front of cameras might mean that Dana’s husband forget to tell his wife that 40-year old men don’t actually get paid to wrestle for real anywhere in the world. The actors who play Spock and Kirk don’t need to stroke each other off between takes, they just need to nail the scene.

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