Joan Rivers Just Won’t Go Away

By Matt August 08, 2014 @ 7:19 AM

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Joan Rivers threw out some incendiary comments regarding the Gaza conflict but nobody really cared because everybody knows she’s creepy old and desperate for attention. Rivers is turning into the grandma who drops an N Bomb and everyone shrugs and walks into the kitchen for more iced tea because you don’t suddenly stop with the N Bombs at 85.¬†Rivers has consistently been fishing for headlines by shouting fucked up ideas, like her opus on Gaza:

“They started it. We now don’t count who’s dead. You’re dead, you deserve to be dead.”

Rivers is just babbling and hoping she is still lumped into the comic category because she wears a bunch of dumb props around town and Kelly Osbourne drunk guffaws at all of her jokes. Rivers hasn’t been tossed out of the TV industry because everybody’s worried if they confront her she’ll drop dead and they’ll have to touch her body to hide it. Any even slightly younger comic would be shunned by Hollywood and relegated to discussing past decades on VH1. If Rivers plan is to parade around town spewing hate speech until she prat falls into her coffin, she should probably pay for some better joke writers in her ear.

Joan Rivers: Twitter 

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