You don't get ahead in life without taking risks. Like JWoww declaring she won't be having sex for at least a year with her boyfriend she forgot to marry before she just had his baby. If it's not your physical resemblance to a well-worn inflatable sex puppet, the lack of sex and a crying baby ought to seal the deal. I guarantee you 'Roger' already has a Tinder profile under a different fake name than the one he gave you when you two first had sex. The good news is you don't need a man in 2014 to raise a baby. Though a job will become important at some point.
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