Kendall Jenner Damage Control by Way of Lobster

By Matt August 18, 2014 @ 6:32 AM


Kendall Jenner let it be widely known that she both paid her tab and tipped generously at a restaurant where she and her buddy racked up a $550 dinner bill. She threw down another $150 as a generous tip because, you know, Kendall Jenner’s middle name is generous. Which means everybody who had ‘whore’ in the middle name pool is out some coin.

Jenner’s clarion call to the world that she pays her restaurant tabs and tips like a rapper come a week after Jenner and Hailey Baldwin were accused of neglecting their N.Y.C. restaurant check ¬†and then throwing cash in the street at the waitress who chased after them. An innocent person might normally apologize for any misunderstanding and maybe Tweet out the name of the restaurant and say how awesome the squid ink pasta was. A guilty person might overcompensate by immediately heading out to dinner again with the same friend, paying a large tab, leaving a noteworthy tip, and then having their publicist leak this information to media outlets that exchange journalistic integrity for celebrity access. The rest of her family seems to understand these overt acts admit guilt, which is why you don’t see Kris Jenner showing up to Fred Goldman’s house with a tray of fruit danish offering to help fix the rain gutters.

Photo Credit: Instagram 

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 08/18/2014 08:34

    Is she the tall skinny one? I like the other one. The younger one, I can’t keep track of all their stupid names. I think it’s still going to be another couple years before she does soft-core magazine porn, but it’ll be worth the wait.

  2. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 08/18/2014 09:32

    I bet her twathole tastes like lobster.

    I’m also willing to research this if funding is available.

  3. avatar
    blibbityblabbity 08/18/2014 12:58

    Who gives a shit. I thought this site made fun of celebrities and showed tits.

You must be to post a comment.