Rattled by all the attention her daughter has been receiving for her nubile tits, Madonna leapt into action and posted a picture of her old lady crotch on Instagram. It was a bold move considering Madonna usually saves her social media cache for uniformed views on geopolitics, politically correct social campaigns, and pictures of herself tonguing young Moroccan men on the nipple ring. It’s probably not easy watching your living skeletal remains in the mirror and looking outside to see all the young boys getting boners for your daughter. I’m sure she loves her offspring, just as certainly as I’m sure she will soon bind her in a dungeon and drain her body of blood she will mix into a Fountain of Youth demonic soup with toast points. It’s not evil if you’re just trying to maintain.
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