Michelle Lewin In A Thong Bikini

By Lex August 07, 2014 @ 12:58 PM

Michelle Lewin Relaxes Poolside In A Thong Bikini In Miami
Forget what I said about that last girl, I want this girl. Big fake tits and ass muscles that could Jaws of Life crash victims right out of crumpled cars. I need a girl who will tell me what to do, who my friends are, and threaten me with the Frigidaire side by side high over her head if I talk back. People mock being a bitch, but it’s a simple life. If you spend just ten minutes a day making decisions, that’s sixty hours a year you just saved by having somebody else make them for you. That’s a lot of time you could be dusting and killing it at Candy Crush.

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(3) Comments

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    wayne44870 08/07/2014 13:29

    I would totally let her do my laundry on her tummy!

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    Admiral 08/07/2014 16:55

    I’m afraid of what she’ll look like when she’s 60 and way overweight. When was the last time you saw a fit grandmother with big muscles? That’s right: you don’t. These people just get fat because eventually all that muscle weight will be a burden on their failing metabolism. Fitness is a double-edged sword.

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    hiawg 08/07/2014 16:55

    Nice scar in the last pic.

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