Mila Kunis Exercises the Temple of Lord Douche

August 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

By my reckoning Mila Kunis has about four to six weeks left to get her problem ‘fixed’ by one of those special doctors in Eastern Europe. She can’t possibly be considering bringing Son of Asswipe into this world. You don’t want that legacy on your Wiki page. Rosemary would’ve done the same with her baby if she had the ability to charter a luxury flight to Budapest late in her term. There are no good options left for Mila Kunis, but there are better and worse ones. By the time this kid is mugging for the cameras, there’s only going to be me and some radical clerics futilely trying to end him in a church holy water basin. I can’t speak for the clerics, but I’m incredibly slow and prone to sloth. We haven’t much time.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News, AKM-GSI

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