This is that Russian chick from the latest Expendables movie. She seems incredibly confident in her Tampax Pearl. She's got those unnaturally bright teeth reminiscent of the glow in the dark Dracula teeth. Women with stark white teeth are the equivalent of men who drive Ford Econoline vans. They're hiding something. It could be a human meat grinder or it could be that they intend for their mom and two aunts to come over from Minsk to live with you after marriage. If you're fortunate enough to be given an option, choose the meat grinder.
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