The fact that Paris Hilton continues to receive a suitcase full of cash for partying at European and Middle Eastern nightclubs continues to amaze me. I know these venues cater to the dumb and the drunk, I just didn't realize there were places in the world where you could serve an actual shit sandwich and people would gobble it up and pay for the privilege. While Paris was flashing her delicates onstage in Spain, her younger brother was losing control of his BMW speeding around Palm Springs and smashing into a couple other vehicles. They used the Jaws of Life to pry Conrad Hilton from his vehicle. He's going to live. The Jaws of Life seemed disappointed with the news. This isn't Paris' younger stupid brother who gets his ass kicked at celebrity parties. This is her even younger brother who only has yet but a few arrests for drugs and drinking and driving yet under his belt. The original Conrad Hilton is probably turning over in his grave. But mostly because he just learned they're letting colored folks stay at his hotels now.
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