August 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
We’ve always had a standing no-comment policy about young women dressing up like slutty school girls. The longings brought up by this routinely sexualized archetype is far too icky to discuss honestly. I’d rather live believing that when you toss your plastic bottle in the blue container it gets converted into live-saving food pellets for starving Sudanese children. You can’t enjoy life if you think about reality too much. Or if you believe in Hell. To atone for your sins, once a year, read a feminist treatise on the ills of infantilizing women for sexual prurience. After an appropriate period of reflection, roll it up and use it to whack off to Naughty Schoolgirls Volume 7. That shit is never going away.
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