I don’t know Robin Thicke but he sure seems like a pain in the ass. The first guy to get raped in prison and the first to complain about it too. Boo fucking hoo. You were born pretty, now you’re being passed around for cigarettes. The way he folded after being caught pounding Jasmine, the family female masseuse, was an emasculating blow felt across all mankind. Either fuck the staff or don’t fuck the staff, just don’t cry about it afterward. God did not give you a dick to wipe away your tears. Paula Patton is the winner in this entire fiasco. She no longer has to answer to Robin Thicke asking repeatedly if his silk vest looks good on him. Also, she has one slamming body and nipples any man would pretend to be faithful to until he too fucked the hot masseuse. That’s just going to happen.
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