Sofia Vergara Tit’s Seem Happy

By Lex August 15, 2014 @ 10:31 AM

Sofia Vergara Looking Chesty Out With Joe Manganiello At The Justin Timerlake Concert In Los Angeles
If you’re still amped to see Justin Timberlake in concert, you’re probably not ready to settle down with the fried onions toppings guy from Florida. You need the swarthy hunk from True Blood. I get that. I don’t care if you’re 22 or 42, those massive tits are not ready for commitment to anything other than a dude who can bench 400 lbs. while you’re riding him and screaming out the Spanish names of the Catholic Saints. The old money business guy will always take you back when you’ve sewn your oats. Women have options these days. If only I could go back in time and prevent that from happening.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News, AKM-GSI

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    tonyk 08/15/2014 10:47

    There is no apostrophe in tits

  2. avatar
    redneckwordsofwisdom 08/15/2014 10:55

    Grammar is hard.

  3. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 08/15/2014 21:48

    tonyk 08/15/2014 10:47

    There is no apostrophe in tits

    But there is a good living to be made……….

  4. avatar
    Beylerbey 08/17/2014 13:55

    I love seeing a couple of walking caricatures.

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