Sylvie van der Vaart Is Fucking Perfect

By Lex August 07, 2014 @ 12:41 PM

Sylvie van der Vaart Goes For A Swim In A Black Bikini In Mykonos
I don’t know how these European models figure out which famous beach to frequent from day to day, but this Dutch mom just packed up her bikinis and whoever it is that takes care of her kid and moved on to Mykonos. Mykonos is considered the Cleveland of the Greek Islands because of its sun-drenched climate, world class beaches, and because Cleveland got LeBron back, everything has changed. I don’t care where this girl pops up out of the water, I think she’s perfect. She’s extremely good looking, which means she has to be kind. Her body is perfect, which connotes a generous spirit. And her mouth looks like she’s ready to nibble gently on the male anatomy, which renders everything I said before completely unimportant. I’m pretty good at reading women. I’d say this one is nothing but quiet bliss.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(3) Comments

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    wayne44870 08/07/2014 13:24

    I would say her only fault is her last name – I’d be happy to give her mine!!!

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    Mud Nugget 08/07/2014 13:38

    Is your last name “When Hell Freezes Over”? :)

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    Beylerbey 08/07/2014 14:08

    LMAO

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