USC's Coach Is Vaguely Racist


USC scrub Anthony Brown just quit the team because coach Steve Sarkisian is a racist. Brown made his announcement on Instagram, where Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would be posting today if he were alive.

"Sark treated me like a slave in his Office...Can't play for a racist MAN!!!!! #Fighton."
When reached for comment on his allegations Brown said the following:
"I called a meeting up with this disrespectful guy!!! He called me a coward, all types of fuck words. He stereotype my mom and dad. Like he belittle me to another level. I just responded Yes Sir and No Sir!"
Football coaches are puffed-up blowhards, both the good ones and the bad ones, but talking to a black player like an asshole doesn't make you a racist. It just makes you an asshole. True racists aren't going to intentionally involve themselves in careers spent kissing ass to black athletes.

What is clear is that Brown was barely holding onto his spot on the team before suffering an injury setback. He is also a senior and clearly not going pro, so why not take the free year of tuition, hit a few bars while coasting by on electives, and avoid those dreadful two a day workouts in the sun. 'Racist MAN!!!!' is shorthand for free cruise.

Photo Credit: Twitter 

Tagged in: steve sarkisian