USC’s Coach Is Vaguely Racist

By Matt August 29, 2014 @ 6:02 AM


USC scrub Anthony Brown just quit the team because coach Steve Sarkisian is a racist. Brown made his announcement on Instagram, where Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would be posting today if he were alive.

“Sark treated me like a slave in his Office…Can’t play for a racist MAN!!!!! #Fighton.”

When reached for comment on his allegations Brown said the following:

“I called a meeting up with this disrespectful guy!!! He called me a coward, all types of fuck words. He stereotype my mom and dad. Like he belittle me to another level. I just responded Yes Sir and No Sir!”

Football coaches are puffed-up blowhards, both the good ones and the bad ones, but talking to a black player like an asshole doesn’t make you a racist. It just makes you an asshole. True racists aren’t going to intentionally involve themselves in careers spent kissing ass to black athletes.

What is clear is that Brown was barely holding onto his spot on the team before suffering an injury setback. He is also a senior and clearly not going pro, so why not take the free year of tuition, hit a few bars while coasting by on electives, and avoid those dreadful two a day workouts in the sun. ‘Racist MAN!!!!’ is shorthand for free cruise.

Photo Credit: Twitter 

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 07:36

    If it looks like a nigra and talks like a nigra…

  2. avatar
    Good Stuff 08/29/2014 08:11

    Adorbs how you think USC will honor his free ride if he quits the money-printing machine, I mean football team.

  3. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/29/2014 09:49

    of course they won’t because he’s more than likley not taking any classes anyway. oh datz reeses

  4. avatar
    SexyRicardSimmons 08/29/2014 23:40

    It’s not like he can read anyway. Dumb mooolie

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