War Machine Dropped From His Own Clothing Line

By Matt August 18, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

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Recently arrested MMA fighter War Machine has been dropped by Alpha Male Shit, the clothing line he helped create. War Machine had been one of the faces of the company along with his dangerously in love porn star girlfriend, Christy Mack. Alpha Male Shit is made for pathetic dudes who sprinkle the alpha dog’s kill with freshly ground pepper. The company released a statement that the line “Has been taken over by a Navy SEAL” because everyone knows that nondescript Navy SEAL guy who saves shitty clothing websites and does not exist. The site does not mention the tons of gay sex War Machine had on camera during his porn career, but it does offer a generic manifesto that really means business because its written in all caps.

We support:

FREEDOM
THINKING FOR ONESELF
FOLLOWING YOUR CONSCIENCE AND NOT THE WORDS IN A BOOK
AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER ALPHA SHIT!

Dropping War Machine is not a smart move. This clothing line is obviously marketed to a fringe group of society’s rejects including guys who have kill lists and dream of putting girls on leashes. Beating the shit out of a defenseless chick and going on the lam is about as raw as it gets. War Machine’s actions have really jibed with the core beliefs of this meth binge formal attire. My money says busts out of his holding cell and decapitates the Navy SEAL guy while he’s in his bedroom lip synching to Korn records and jerking it to some of War’s guy on guy material. Then, naturally, Christy Mack will take him back. You can’t beat the stupid out of people.

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