A recent shooting at a Miami nightclub called The Spot confirms the need for a condom crop dusting of South Florida. Around one in the morning a gang related shooting popped off about an hour ahead of schedule. Luckily nobody was killed, but fifteen were injured including several minors and an eleven year old girl. Apparently The Spot is liberal with their carding and gun check policies. Miami authorities were appalled, which means something really seriously fucked up happened because they routinely run over bath salt zombies en route to break up incestuous gang bangs and girl fights to the death.
“What was very surprising to the responders was that these were kids that were out at 1 o’clock in the morning in a club and this type of violence took place where a bunch of kids were gathering… It’s very disturbing to see that.”
I concur. If you feel the need to bring your pre pubescent child into a public house of cocaine and crotch grinding, please stay home because odds are you’ll get knocked up by another Cuban drug runner, leaving your school aged child to roam the streets looting and pillaging along with her three babies. It’s a fucked up cycle which begins and ends at The Spot in Miami and hopefully goes out of business there too.