Kendall Jenner Getting More Naked by the Minute

Kendall Jenner’s new thing is being sort of naked. Just like she’s sort of able to count past ten. It’s a no brainer for the girl who’s wanted to be a pretty model her whole life, or at least since adults started sitting her down and letting her know it was modeling or Blockbuster counter candy sorting girl and nobody knew how long those Blockbusters would last. Kendall and her younger sister still make a ton of cash selling tawdry Chinese labor camp accessories and fashions and connect the dot puzzle books to their tween fans. While moms of impressionable young girls who follow the Jenners have accepted the fate of their daughters as ‘probably not engineers’, they do have their limits, like Kendall Jenner being naked. Parents in this country accept switching a kid bloody, but lady nipples are like Satan’s eyeballs. Don’t ye cast your eyes upon them.

Here’s the full set of Kendall Jenner in the Russell James photo book. I can see her nipples and I’m still here. You’re probably safe, but if you get eternal damnation, don’t come back with your shitty emails blaming me.

Photo Credit: Kendall Jenner Instagram (above) Russell James Photographer (below)