Prostate Cancer Foundation Rejects Jennifer Lawrence Sticky Dollars

By Matt September 03, 2014 @ 7:11 AM

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The Prostate Cancer Foundation rejected $6,000 dollars in donations that were contributed in the name Jennifer Lawrence’s “honor”, apparently by people wanking to her leaked nude photos. The Reddit page donation link was a way for those who felt bad about looking at the hacked photos to clear their conscience by helping curing guy cancer. The joke is that jerking off is good for your prostate. That’s what my high school gym teacher used to tell me when he helped me at least. The foundation decided not to accept the donations and said:

“We would never condone raising funds for cancer research in this manner. Out of respect for everyone involved and in keeping with our own standards, we are returning all donations that resulted from this post.”

If masturbating to Jennifer Lawrence’s perfect titties is going to help men have superior prostate health and also raise money to find a cure for this horrid disease, how can the damn Prostate Cancer Foundation be against it? Do they really track down and research the moral legitimacy of all their donors? They’ve probably taken donations from rapists and murderers in the past and not even blinked an eyelash. Bad people giving good money is good money. Stop judging, take the six grand, and cure some fucking cancer. That’s how you respect Jennifer Lawrence.

Photo Credit: Getty ImagesĀ 

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(2) Comments

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    Admiral 09/03/2014 07:52

    The Prostate Cancer Foundation sounds like it’s run by a bunch of morons. Everyone looks at celebrity porn. Everyone. If you stop taking money from people that look at porn you’ll bring in a whopping $3.50 in change, mostly from blind people with no arms or legs or genitals.

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    Beppo 09/03/2014 12:34

    My prostate is twitching with anticipation

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