Ron Washington Quits the Rangers Because He Banged Another Woman

A crack habit and wretched curse filled tirades and losing World Series couldn’t keep Ron Washington from his post as the manager of the Texas Ranger. But the allure of other women, fuck, that is a powerful beast. For no apparent reason, Ron Washington held a press conference to tell everybody that after 42 years of marriage, his cock fell to temptation and he was resigning as Rangers manager. I’m not sure why he couldn’t wait a couple weeks to finish the season and just tell everybody he was off to solve Ebola in Africa or spend time with his grandkids or any number of lies that make people remember you fondly. Now he’s the 60-something dude who got busted cheating and cried in his hat on TV while his wife looked on to make sure he kept up his humiliating end of the forgiveness bargain. Ron’s game day decision making remains very much in question.

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