Thailand’s Prime Minister Seems Wise

Thailand’s Prime Minister Prayuth Chan Ocha responded to the brutal murder of two tourists with a garden hoe by suggesting they brought it on themselves because the chick was wearing a bikini. He went on to discourage tourists from galavanting around with bikinis and clean drinking water unless they are ugly, thereby making them carefree of murder or attention of any kind:

“There are always problems with tourist safety… They think our country is beautiful and is safe so they can do whatever they want, they can wear bikinis and walk everywhere… Can they be safe in bikinis … unless they are not beautiful?”

I know every culture is uniquely beautiful, but I must call bullshit on this long held Thai tradition of murdering hot chicks with garden. Chan won his position via military coup and in turn scrubbed his predecessor from history books and instituted a loyalty test to his regime in Thai elementary schools. He is a nut job lunatic who fucks his wife with the lights out and clearly has issues with Western liberties, yet only when expressed by hot chicks. A size 12 could bum rush his office and twerk on his desk with nipple clamps and he would just shake his head in pity of the less fortunate before heading to a local resort and having the chick with double D’s deported because he felt like sucking on them. I think this culture may have issues with grown women and dick size.

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