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Colleen Shannon in a Bikini

October 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


It only makes sense that the nefarious bastards from 138 Water have switched to ex-cons to lull everybody and their reflexive dicks into a sense of calm before the invading storm. Playmate Colleen Shannon billed herself as the world’s hottest DJ before she got busted smuggling her smuggling boyfriend across the Canadian border and got sent to the clink. It’s in the women’s penitentiary where you quickly learn that you no longer want the world’s hottest anything moniker. That’ll get whispered in your ear during shower rapes in even greater volume than ‘Coach Sandusky wants to see your three point stance, Billy.’

Colleen paid her debt to society and unlike most ex-cons is immediately making a positive impact by showing off her tits in Malibu. On the contribution scale that’s somewhat better than revenge killing the grocery store clerk who fingered you to the cops and slightly less than what Nelson Mandela achieved after his release.

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