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October 21, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
An Indian soccer player died after injuring himself doing flips while celebrating a goal. One could take the easy way out and mock the guy, but he should be commended. Most people die far removed from the glory days of yesteryear, telling boring half truths to people who are staring at their veins. You’re at the height of your game feeling the wind beneath your balls while you hurl yourself through the air as the entire assembled crowd virtually fellates you. Peter Biaksangzuala may have never topped that moment. Get in there, leave your mark, and go out with a bang. Take pride in knowing your story will be told in bars and frat parties around the world for the next thousand years. You have given us the greatest gift of all. The gift of some shit to talk about.