Chelsea Handler Not Quitting

November 19, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I think we have thirty-seven months until Chelsea Handler’s failed show on Netflix launches. I’m going to wait for the DVDs which means another seven Netflix years before I see her interview the Kardashians, but this time about the really serious stuff. In the interim, Chelsea is adopting the lifestyle of a woman who writes naughty letters to inmates, sending off poorly contrived underwear photos she spent six hours making look perfectly candid. Prisoners are pretty generous with their comments. Us free persons need to hold Chelsea Handler to a higher standard of desperate attention seeking. She needs to add live venomous snakes or drinking red eye cocktails with Bill Cosby in his bungalow. Until then I’d like to find the person taking these photos and ask them on a scale of one to ten how fulfilling they find their job.

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