Serbian Reporter Nearly Deemed Too Sexy

Katarina Sreckovic is a reporter for Serbian soccer team Red Star Belgrade. According to Katarina she was nearly fired for being a distraction to the team because she is just too fucking sexy:

“For a while it seemed as if they might not be able to work with me at all. I was also asked to go away a couple of times because I was a distraction on the pitch, and players complained that they couldn’t concentrate.”

Or maybe you’re super annoying. Maybe the striker and three defensemen were running a train on you in a victory celebration when they accidentally touched dicks and shit’s weird now. Maybe members of the team are Slovakian refugees who have never seen a woman with two eyebrows not covered in a potato sack and they take your flirting as an invitation to make many babies. Or maybe you’re just too sexy for the Serbian soccer league. I’d recommend moving to the U.S. where the precise answer will become clear and broadcast on TMZ within three minutes of your arrival. You’ll also get paid in a valid international currency.

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