I’m never going to stop supporting this cancer survivor model whose husband dumped her for having to put her uterus on the shelf. God forbid you should know the comforts of a crazy good looking woman who you can bareback until next Tuesday and never get pregnant. You really had it rough. If only the world rewarded men like me who are willing to sleep with barren Dutch lingerie models by letting us sleep with barren Dutch lingerie models. Now that the Pope has recognized evolution it’s time for the pontiff to explain why natural selections favors assholes.
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