That Pregnant Man Stalks Ex-Wife

Thomas Beatie became famous for appearing on Oprah for being the ‘pregnant man’ even though he was formerly a woman with an obviously working lady parts. For most of the country this was seen as a carnival side show but probably raised awareness for the three other people in the word in his same predicament. Like so many former Oprah guests, Beatie was arrested on felony stalking charges because he attached a GPS device to his car, gave it to his ex-wife, and showed up everywhere she went wearing a trench coat and reading a newspaper too close to his face. Eventually she reported him to the police. Beatie never stops in his quest for progress. He was born a woman and is now acting like a creep, or put another way, like a dude. His wife was born a man and is now acting like a cunt by pressing charges on him instead of just talking it out. Even though everyone involved in this story is an awful non gender specific pejorative term I can’t think of, its good to know they have settled into their newfound roles. Wait. Assholes. Got it.

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