Tinder CEO Pulls Dick Card

Sean Rad (fuck, why couldn’t that be my real name), the CEO of Tinder, was fired because he called the head of its largest investment group a dick via text. He drew a picture of a dick to drive the point home like a badass. The frat boy exchange came out as evidence in a lawsuit by a former female Tinder exec accusing Rad of sexual harassment. Once the lawsuit was settled Rad was given the boot because if there’s one company you don’t want to associate with sexual harassment, it has got to be a company founded on it. Rad will most likely retire in comfort to a high rise condo in the Balkans where there are no laws against assaulting women. In fact, it’s encouraged if you provide an open bar. Tinder should fizzle out once its horny OCD ridden thirty somethings remember they are still permitted to speak to each other in taverns and fuck in the copy room at work.

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