Who Shall Lay Hands Upon Honey Boo Boo?

November 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Mama June swears that her new old child molester boyfriend has reformed his ways, you know, like up to none percent of pedophiles do. Just in case, June’s husband Super Sugar Bear or whatever the fuck his name is put that dye in Honey Boo Boo’s hair that suburban moms use to identify and humiliate kids who pee in their pool. Only he modified it so that it turns red if Mama June’s boyfriend ever touches….fuck. Bring out the anatomically detailed forensic dolls and wake the sheriff. Another fat person is going to jail.

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