Alessandra Ambrosio Dresses Up For The AIDS

Only but a few know the sublime torture of having the neighborhood’s best looking mom. The good looking brunette for whom the prevailing laws indicate must pick up her children from school in Spandex workout gear. I don’t care if she’s going to raise money for The AIDS or bringing oranges to your soccer game, you can’t hide from the communally imagined carnal sins of your hot mom. I’d jury nullify any charges up to homicide for a kid whose mom was a Brazilian lingerie model. There’s no support group or government program for that. You want to tell me about your rough life growing up without a dad in the bad part of town. Boo fucking hoo. Trying having a mom all your friends want to fuck the minute their balls drops. Then you will know suffering.

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