Anastasia Ashley’s surfing career mainly consists of shaking her ass in a thong. That’s not a put down. Ashley is quite concerned that some stolen photographer images might surface that show her topless from the front, as opposed to the back and side as promised. Ashley was posing for a photo shoot in Florida for Cheeki underwear with the creepiest photography crew ever, and apparently someone broke into their pedo painter’s van and stole a laptop with the photos. Or just opened the door with a key since it was most likely a member of said crew. Ashley is concerned because some of the photos may reveal more nipple or labia than she was originally set upon:
“There’s video of me posing in compromising positions from all kinds of angles… I’ll be mortified if they get released.”
I’m pretty sure people overuse the word mortified. It used to be used to express the sight of dead bodies at crime scenes and anything of a dozen horrible things going on in Africa. Now it’s receiving a parking ticket for an expired meter or your semi-nude photos being slightly too nude. C’mon, a photo of your poontang isn’t going to be a huge game changer. Nobody ever got hurt in Hollywood from having their genitals exposed in stolen photos. Many have turned it into lucrative careers. You might want to focus your attention on why you are doing nude photo shoots with Florida’s perverted meth smoking Luchador community. Soul search and report back.
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