There are plenty things a woman might do to please Mark Zuckerberg in his fetish bunker she might not partake in for a couple points on a novelty calendar advance. Like cover her tits in dung and smile for the cameras. The Ladies of Manure calendar is back for a second year of so-so chicks playing with animal shit to inspire community recycling and the killers of low country prostitutes. This calendar lacks the anti-social oomph you might find in a set of pictures of women shitting on each other. It’s also nearly impossible to fap to a girl covered in cow feces, even if you pretend the girl isn’t there. I’m not sure who the audience is for this particular Christmas gift, but this is the second year in a row now they’re selling it. You have to figure it’s hard to go back to dad and ask him to buy up another 50 copies of your yabbos covered in crap.
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