This French model is like 8’2″ so naturally they had her climb the rocks in Miami like she was the world’s tallest Cuban defector, which she would’ve had at 5’7″, but why not go big when you’re paying for talent. With normalized relations with Cuba, we’ve probably seen the last of eighteen Communism success stories packed in a modified ’58 Oldsmobile rafts floating on the trade winds for South Florida. At least Sean Penn won’t have to pretend those half-dead immigrants are coming to American to sing the praises of the Cuban universal healthcare system. That was always awkward. Not quite as awkward as a giant flashing her diaper on the beach in Miami, but very very close.
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