Daniel Craig Buff Ass Bond

December 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

It was announced Daniel Craig will be reprising his role as James Bond in a new installment called Spectre where a bunch of shit will explode and he will kick a ton of secret Commie ass. Many were skeptical when Craig was initially announced as the new Bond. Apparently they were unaware he would be shooting enough roids to grow his cranium into a battering ram and take the mild mannered British sleuth character in the direction of a horny Incredible Hulk. Who gives a shit if Bond is a blonde dude? Would you take Pierce Brosnan in a street fight over Brock Lesner wielding a Volkswagen bumper? James Bond doesn’t give a shit about high society anymore. He’s just a Terminator who likes to get buzzed on overpriced drinks of which he always seems to walk out on the tab. Craig is the best Bond like Mark McGwire is the best baseball player of all time. He may lack a complete game, but will definitely hit a few homers while jacked up on HGH. I’d take him over Jeter. And Brosnan.

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