Iggy Azalea Braces For The Storm

Iggy Azalea gave her boyfriend Nick Young a vintage Impala for Christmas. She didn’t leave it at his house but figured she may as well drop if off at the Lakers Practice Facility where there are a lot of cameras. To be fair Young needs to cut loose and do some cruising during the team’s worst season ever. Somebody pretending to be the hacker group Anonymous is threatening to hack Azalea’s life apart because she dissed Azalea Banks, a black rapper who is actually black and has a similar name and I guess didn’t like the way Iggy treated her at the All-Skate in seventh grade. The hacker group claims it might release still images from an Iggy Azalea sex tape which could only be filthy enough to justify any producer pretending she’s talented. They say they won’t release the video itself because that’s just not polite. Hacker groups sure have changed.

Azalea may as well shower this dude with enough gifts to tie the knot. Even though he’ll be out of the league in a few years following a brief stint in Toronto you’re still looking at enough cash to live comfortably until you become an activist for music industry modestly talented albinos and the struggles they endure on the path to winning unwarranted Grammys. You also might want to step out from in front of the camera and bone him for the first time. The divorce proceedings are just around the corner.

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