Mickey Rourke went back to boxing because no one wants to hire a guy who looks like a battered weasel’s vagina. He won his first fight against 29-year-old Elliot Seymour. Except that it was probably fixed. Why Randy the Ram, why?
See the old man beating away death. (The Superficial)
Alexandria Daddario and her tits look sexy in GQ. (COED)
Justin Bieber has the cops called on him for gleaming the cube too hard. (TMZ)
Adriana Cernanova knows how to fill out a fucking bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
I want to slather Xenia Deli in mustard and eat her on some rye. (Popoholic)
Edita Vilkeviciute might have an unpronounceable name but she has nice tits. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hermione has some spectacular, dare I say, magical funbags? (Huffington Post)