December 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
America used to be the enterprising bad-asses on the the block. The John Wayne drawling and piece-carrying peace makers who capture the horse thieves then made love to the beautiful women while still stinking of the range. Now we’ve been hobbled by some tiny dictator who loves cheesecake bites and clipping his toenails to Matchbox 20 songs. North Korea just showed some serious fucking balls. They got a bug up their ass about a passable Seth Rogen and James Franco comedy and they did something about it. They killed it. Then they punished the people who made it. You can lament them as poor global citizens and extortionists and terrorists all you want, they swept the leg and took home the All-Valley Karate Championship trophy.
This won’t be seen around the world as some nebbishes in Hollywood caving to hackers. This will be seen as North Korea 1, America 0. Obama should’ve stepped in here at some point and called Amy Pascal at Sony and said, you tell North Korea to bugger off and you keep this picture rolling out, and then we’re even on all that 12 Years a Slave Obama be Sambo nonsense. Fuck, I’m not sure people realize how sad a day this is for America.