David Guetta Knows Talent

French DJ and music mixer David Guetta is divorcing his wife of over twenty years and banging a 20 year old model because celebrating with your buddies is overrated. Guetta is at the top of the heap regarding people whose name you recognize and have no idea why or what he does. He has made untold millions by setting phrased lyrics to pulsating beats and hitting play on an iPod. The guys at Shark Tank are still not buying it. I have no idea either. The divorce is affecting him on a personal level which you may see reflected in a more somber tone of leather jacket:

“A lot of things have happened in my personal life…I still love to party and have fun, and I’m full of happiness. But I’ve been through some hard stuff lately. I think you can feel it in the songs.”

Nope. The people who compose real songs have the feelings. You mix tracks and turn them up super loud for people on Special K who see the lights melting. If you want to play the artist card you should have been learning chords instead of smoking cigarettes in the gastro at age 12. Whatever, it worked out. I despise you and you’re just laughing pounding your new teen strange. One of us wins and it’s not me.

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