Hang In There Starving People, The Miss Universe Contestants Are Here

January 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Donald Trump shuttled off the half of the Miss Universe contestants who refused to rub his hair piece against their foreign vaginas to the Food for the Poor organizational headquarters in Florida. The sort of good looking girls from around the world didn’t actually feed the poor, but they were given a presentation on how that process works. Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Learn about how to give a man a fish and it’s going to make for a great contextually relevant speech during the bikini competition.

The Miss Universe pageant has been criticized in recent years for being sexist, shallow, contrived, pointless, and boring. They’ve deflected these barbs by pointing out how many of their contestants have been murdered in their savage homelands. Pawn to queen’s knight 4. Your move, press.

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